YOU SAID:

Cooper is a weird friend so I feed him soy sauce that tastes like crab attacks. Yes I do not know? Yeet yeet yeet yeet poopee

INTO JAPANESE

クーパーは変な友人なので、私は彼にカニの攻撃のような味がする醤油を与えます。はい、わかりませんか？うん、うん、うん、うんち。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Since Cooper is a strange friend, I give him soy sauce that tastes like a crab attack. Yes, I do not know? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

INTO JAPANESE

クーパーは変な友達なので、カニの攻撃のような味の醤油を彼にあげます。はい、わかりませんか？うん、うん、うん、うん。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Cooper is a strange friend, so I give him soy sauce that tastes like a crab attack. Yes, I do not know? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

INTO JAPANESE

クーパーは変な友達なので、カニの攻撃のような味の醤油をあげます。はい、わかりませんか？うん、うん、うん、うん。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Cooper is a strange friend, so I give soy sauce that tastes like a crab attack. Yes, I do not know? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

INTO JAPANESE

クーパーは変な友達なので、カニの攻撃のような味の醤油をあげます。はい、わかりませんか？うん、うん、うん、うん。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Cooper is a strange friend, so I give soy sauce that tastes like a crab attack. Yes, I do not know? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.