YOU SAID:
Confucius say, man who run from car get tired. But man who chase car get exhausted.
INTO JAPANESE
孔子言う、男の疲れを得る車から実行しています。しかし、車を追いかける男は疲れます。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Confucius say, you get tired of the guy from running. However, the tired man chasing cars.
That didn't even make that much sense in English.