YOU SAID:
Completely ordinary armchairs will return to its owner's hand. All of this completely armchairs of normality he or she actively looks.
INTO JAPANESE
完全に普通のアームチェアは、持ち主の手札に戻ります。彼または彼女は積極的に正規のこの完全にアームチェアのすべて。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Completely ordinary armchairs will return to its owner's hand. He or she is actively genuine this perfectly all of the armchair.
You should move to Japan!