YOU SAID:
Completely ordinary armchairs will return to its owner's hand. All of this is perfectly normal armchairs seem to activate his or her.
INTO JAPANESE
完全に普通のアームチェアは、持ち主の手札に戻ります。これのすべては完全に正常のアームチェアに彼または彼女をアクティブに見えます。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Completely ordinary armchairs will return to its owner's hand. All of this completely armchairs of normality he or she actively looks.
Come on, you can do better than that.