YOU SAID:
commiting die is the only way to oof yourself and hang yourself
INTO JAPANESE
あなたを怒らせ、自分自身を吊るすための唯一の方法は、死を犯すことです
BACK INTO ENGLISH
The only way to anger you and hang yourself is to commit death
INTO JAPANESE
あなたを怒らせ、あなた自身を吊るす唯一の方法は、死を犯すことです
BACK INTO ENGLISH
The only way to make you angry and hang yourself is to commit death
INTO JAPANESE
あなたを怒らせて自分を吊るす唯一の方法は、死を犯すことです
BACK INTO ENGLISH
The only way to hang yourself with making you angry is to commit death
INTO JAPANESE
あなたを怒らせるように自分を吊るす唯一の方法は、死を犯すことです
BACK INTO ENGLISH
The only way to hang yourself to make you angry is to commit death
INTO JAPANESE
あなたを怒らせるために自分を吊るす唯一の方法は、死を犯すことです
BACK INTO ENGLISH
The only way to hang yourself to make you angry is to commit death
That didn't even make that much sense in English.