YOU SAID:
coming up next, a man is gored by his own garden gnome
INTO JAPANESE
次にやってくると、男は自分の庭のノームに恵まれている
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Next time he comes, he is blessed with his garden gnomes
INTO JAPANESE
次回彼が来るとき、彼は彼の庭のノームに恵まれています
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Next time he comes, he is blessed with his garden gnome
INTO JAPANESE
次回彼が来るとき、彼は彼の庭のノームに恵まれています
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Next time he comes, he is blessed with his garden gnome
Come on, you can do better than that.