YOU SAID:
come to the dark side. we have cookies
INTO JAPANESE
暗い側に来る。我々はクッキーを持って
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I come to the dark side. We have cookies
INTO JAPANESE
私は暗い側に来る。我々はクッキーを持って
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I will come to the dark side. We have cookies
INTO JAPANESE
私は暗い側に来る。我々はクッキーを持って
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I will come to the dark side. We have cookies
That didn't even make that much sense in English.