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Come on why won't this ever do anything I don't know what I'm saying yippee SCOBY

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さあ、なぜこれは何もしないのですか、何を言っているのかわかりません、yippee SCOBY

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Now why doesn't this do anything, I don't know what you're talking about, yippee SCOBY

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では、なぜこれは何もしないのですか、何を言っているのか分かりません、やあ、スコビー

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So why doesn't this do anything, I don't understand what you're saying, Hi Scobie

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それで、なぜこれは何もしないのですか、あなたが何を言っているのかわかりません、こんにちはスコビー

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So why doesn't this do anything, I don't understand what you're saying, hello scoby

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それで、なぜこれは何もしないのですか、何を言っているのかわかりません、こんにちは、スコビー

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So why doesn't this do anything, I don't understand what you're saying, hello scoby