YOU SAID:
Come on, come on, turn the radio on! It's Saturday and I don't have none.
INTO JAPANESE
さあ、来て、ラジオをオンにする!それは土曜日だし、私は何も持っていない。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Come on and turn on the radio! It's Saturday and I do not have anything.
INTO JAPANESE
さあ、ラジオをオンにしてください!それは土曜日で、私は何も持っていません。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Now, please turn on the radio! It's Saturday, I do not have anything.
INTO JAPANESE
今、ラジオをオンにしてください!土曜日、私は何も持っていない。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Please turn on the radio now! Saturday, I do not have anything.
INTO JAPANESE
今すぐラジオをオンにしてください!土曜日、私は何も持っていない。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Please turn on the radio now! Saturday, I do not have anything.
That didn't even make that much sense in English.