YOU SAID:
Come on and slam and welcome to the jam!
INTO JAPANESE
さあ、スラムとジャムへようこそ!
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Well, welcome to slum and jam!
INTO JAPANESE
さて、スラムとジャムへようこそ!
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Well, welcome to slum and jam!
That didn't even make that much sense in English.