YOU SAID:
Combust in a caravan while eating a subway sandwich and creating a fire hydrant in jelly.
INTO JAPANESE
地下鉄のサンドイッチを食べながらキャラバンで燃焼し、ゼリーで消火栓を作ります。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Burn in caravans while eating subway sandwiches and make fire hydrants out of jelly.
INTO JAPANESE
地下鉄のサンドイッチを食べながらキャラバンで燃え、ゼリーから消火栓を作ります。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Burn in caravans while eating subway sandwiches and make fire hydrants out of jelly.
That didn't even make that much sense in English.