YOU SAID:

Colonel, I'm trying to sneak around, but I'm dummy thick, and the clap of my asscheeks keep alerting the guards

INTO JAPANESE

大佐、私はこっそり回りますが、私はダミーの厚さであり、私のアスキークの拍手は警備員に警告し続けます

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Colonel, I sneak around, but I'm dummy thick and my ascik applause keeps alerting guards

INTO JAPANESE

大佐、私はこっそり回りますが、私はダミーの厚さであり、私のアスクの拍手は警備員に警告し続けます

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Colonel, I sneak around, but I am dummy thick and my ask applause keeps alerting security guards

INTO JAPANESE

大佐、私はこっそり回りますが、私はダミーの厚さであり、私の拍手は警備員に警告し続けます

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Colonel, I sneak around, but I am dummy thick and my applause keeps alerting the guards

INTO JAPANESE

大佐、私はこっそり回りますが、私はダミーの厚さであり、私の拍手は警備員に警告し続けます

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Colonel, I sneak around, but I am dummy thick and my applause keeps alerting the guards