YOU SAID:
college will be paradise if i'm not dead by noon
INTO JAPANESE
正午までに死ななければ大学は楽園になります
BACK INTO ENGLISH
If you don't die by noon, the university will be a paradise
INTO JAPANESE
正午までに死ななければ、大学は楽園になります
BACK INTO ENGLISH
If you don't die by noon, the university will be a paradise
That's deep, man.