YOU SAID:
Colin, no! No licking your phone!
INTO JAPANESE
コリンは、ありません!あなたの携帯電話はない舐め!
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Colin is no! not lick is on your mobile phone!
INTO JAPANESE
コリンはありません!なめるないは、あなたの携帯電話には!
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Not Colin! lick not, on your mobile phone!
INTO JAPANESE
ないコリン!あなたの携帯電話に、なめる!
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Not Collin! lick on your mobile phone!
INTO JAPANESE
ないコリン!あなたの携帯電話になめる!
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Not Collin! lick on your mobile phone!
That didn't even make that much sense in English.