YOU SAID:
Colin is dumb Zander is awesome
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コリンは物の言えないザンダーは素晴らしい
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Great dumb Zander, Colin
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素晴らしいダム ザンダー、コリン
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Great dam Zander, Colin
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巨大なダム ザンダー、コリン
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A huge dam Zander, Colin
INTO JAPANESE
コリン ・ ザンダー、巨大なダム
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Colin Sander, a huge dam
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コリンの研摩機、巨大なダム
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Colin Sander, a huge dam
That didn't even make that much sense in English.