YOU SAID:
Coffee make my brain all fuzzy, I get hyper.
INTO JAPANESE
コーヒーは私の脳をすべてぼんやりさせます、私はハイパーになります。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Coffee blurs all my brain, I become hyper.
INTO JAPANESE
コーヒーは私の脳全体をぼやけさせ、私はハイパーになります。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Coffee blurs my entire brain and makes me hyper.
INTO JAPANESE
コーヒーは私の脳全体をぼやけさせ、私をハイパーにします。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Coffee blurs my entire brain and makes me hyper.
That didn't even make that much sense in English.