YOU SAID:
Coffee is the best thing to give to a baby if you want them to die.
INTO JAPANESE
コーヒーは、赤ちゃんに死んでもらいたいなら、赤ちゃんにあげるのに最適なものです。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Coffee is the best way to give it to your baby if you want it to die.
INTO JAPANESE
コーヒーは、赤ちゃんに死なせたいなら、赤ちゃんに与える最良の方法です。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Coffee is the best way to give it to the baby if you want it to die.
INTO JAPANESE
コーヒーは、赤ちゃんに死なせたいなら、赤ちゃんに与える最良の方法です。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Coffee is the best way to give it to the baby if you want it to die.
That didn't even make that much sense in English.