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CLASSIFIED BY ORDER OF O5-█ Item #: SCP-7-J Object Class: Keter Special Containment Procedures: SCP-7-J is to be kept in a Banana-lined containment chamber located in Fort Knox, where it is to be guarded at all times by no less than 1.1 Engineers armed with Books. In the event that SCP-7-J ever begins Suffering its Spine, Dr. Bright is to Burn SCP-7-J until it ceases its behavior. In the event of a containment breach, Mobile Task Force Omega-7 (''Once Upon a Time'') is to be dispatched to SCP-7-J's last known location. Description: SCP-7-J is a Exbibliothetic Worm. Like most members of its species, it is able to Sort books, and regularly eats twice its own weight in Bananas each day. SCP-7-J's unusual properties manifest whenever it comes in contact with Restraints, which causes it to turn into Shrine. Whenever this happens, all Patrons within a 6 kilometer radius will begin to Kill uncontrollably, usually leading to civilian casualties. In addition, many researchers feel it has an uncanny resemblance to Marie Curie. Whether or not this is at all related to SCP-7-J's anomalous properties is unknown at this time. Recovery Log: SCP-7-J was first located in Three Portlands where the Dallas Cowboys were using it in order to Use SCP-140 to let the Daevites rule Earth. Thankfully, Mobile Task Force Omega-7 (''Once Upon a Time'') was able to recover the object with only 9999999 civilian casualties. Addendum: Test Log 7-1 Dr. Frosch: Ello? Ello? Is zhis thing on? Ach, good. Zhis is Docktorr Frosch, and I am about to test SCP-7's reaction to Library. Are you ready to proceed, Docktorr Mears? Dr. Mears: Yes sir, ready to begin test. Dr. Frosch: Excellent! I am now introducing the Library to 7... hmm, zhe subject seems to have already figured out zhe test material. Dr. Mears: Making a note; 'subject shows high capacity for learning'. Frosch: Now zhe subject is lookink right at me, almost as if it... MEIN GOTT! MEIN Skull! IT'S GOT MEIN Skull! OH ZHE AGONY! ZHE AGONEEEEEEEEEEEEY! END LOG In light of incident 7-J-1, testing has been suspended indefinitely. - O5-█

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O5-█の命令により分類 アイテム番号: SCP-7-J オブジェクトクラス: Keter 特別収容プロトコル: SCP-7-Jはフォートノックスにあるバナナで裏打ちされた収容チャンバーに保管され、そこで保護されます。書籍で武装した 1.1 人以上のエンジニアによって常に。 SCP-7-Jが脊椎に苦しみ始めた場合、ブライト博士はSCを燃やします

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Classified by Order of O5-█ Item #: SCP-7-J Object Class: Keter Special Containment Procedures: SCP-7-J is to be kept in a banana-lined containment chamber at Fort Knox, where it is to be protected. Always by more than 1.1 engineers armed with books. SCP-7-J is

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O5-█命令による分類 アイテム番号: SCP-7-J オブジェクトクラス: Keter 特別収容プロトコル: SCP-7-Jはフォートノックスのバナナで裏打ちされた収容室に保管され、そこで保護されます。書籍を武器に常に 1.1 人以上のエンジニアによって。 SCP-7-Jは

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Classified by Order of O5-█ Item #: SCP-7-J Object Class: Keter Special Containment Procedures: SCP-7-J is to be kept in a banana-lined containment cell at Fort Knox, where it is to be protected. Armed with books, always by 1.1 or more engineers. SCP-7-J is

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O5-█命令による分類 アイテム番号: SCP-7-J オブジェクトクラス: Keter 特別収容プロトコル: SCP-7-Jはフォートノックスにあるバナナで裏打ちされた収容セルに保管され、そこで保護されます。本を武器に、常に 1.1 以上のエンジニアが担当。 SCP-7-Jは

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Classified by Order of O5-█ Item #: SCP-7-J Object Class: Keter Special Containment Procedures: SCP-7-J is to be kept in a banana-lined containment cell at Fort Knox, where it is to be protected. Armed with books, 1.1 or higher engineers are always in charge. SCP-7-J is

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O5-█命令による分類 アイテム番号: SCP-7-J オブジェクトクラス: Keter 特別収容プロトコル: SCP-7-Jはフォートノックスにあるバナナで裏打ちされた収容セルに保管され、そこで保護されます。本を武器に、常に1.1以上のエンジニアが担当。 SCP-7-Jは

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Classified by Order of O5-█ Item #: SCP-7-J Object Class: Keter Special Containment Procedures: SCP-7-J is to be kept in a banana-lined containment cell at Fort Knox, where it is to be protected. Armed with books, 1.1 or higher engineers are always in charge. SCP-7-J is

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