YOU SAID:
Chris needs to make like my uncle and kill himself
INTO JAPANESE
クリスは、私の叔父のよう自分自身を殺す必要があります。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Chris is my uncle like you should kill yourself.
INTO JAPANESE
あなたは自分自身を殺す必要がありますよう、クリスは私の叔父です。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Should you kill yourself, so Chris is my uncle.
INTO JAPANESE
あなたは自分自身を殺す必要があります、のでクリスは私のおじです。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Should you kill yourself, because Chris is my uncle.
INTO JAPANESE
クリスは私のおじですので、自分を殺す必要があります。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
You should kill yourself, so Chris is my uncle.
INTO JAPANESE
クリスは私のおじですので、自分自身を殺す必要があります。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
You should kill yourself because Chris is my uncle.
INTO JAPANESE
クリスは私のおじですので自分自身を殺す必要があります。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
You should kill yourself because Chris is my uncle.
That's deep, man.