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chris? Is that a weed? what, no its a crayon. im calling the police. 911 whats your emergency?Happy Birthday to You

INTO JAPANESE

クリス？それは雑草？え、いや、クレヨンだよ。警察を呼ぶよ。911 緊急事態か？誕生日おめでとう

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Chris? Is that weed? Oh no, that's crayons. I'm calling the police. 911. Is this an emergency? Happy birthday.

INTO JAPANESE

クリス？あれはマリファナ？ああ、それはクレヨンだ。警察を呼ぶよ。911。緊急事態か？お誕生日おめでとう。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Chris? Is that marijuana? Oh, that's a crayon. I'm calling the police. 911. Is there an emergency? Happy birthday.

INTO JAPANESE

クリス？それはマリファナ？ああ、それはクレヨン。警察を呼ぶよ。911。緊急事態か？お誕生日おめでとう。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Chris? Is that marijuana? Oh, that's a crayon. I'm calling the police. 911. Is there an emergency? Happy birthday.