YOU SAID:
ChRiS iS tHat A wEeD?! i'M cAlLiNg ThE pOLice
INTO JAPANESE
子供は何をしたのですか。私は警察に相談します
BACK INTO ENGLISH
What did your child do? I consult the police
INTO JAPANESE
あなたの子供は何をしましたか?私は警察に相談します
BACK INTO ENGLISH
What did your child do? I consult the police
That didn't even make that much sense in English.