YOU SAID:
Ching Chong I eat dogs
INTO JAPANESE
チンチョン私は犬を食べます
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Chinchon I eat a dog
INTO JAPANESE
チンチョン犬を食べる
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Eating a Chinchon dog
INTO JAPANESE
チンチョン犬を食べる
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Eating a Chinchon dog
That didn't even make that much sense in English.