YOU SAID:

Chickens eat my face only because I tell them to, and it feels really nice to have animals on your side, eating you whenever you want them to.

INTO JAPANESE

ニワトリは私の顔を食べるのは私が彼らに言ったからだけであり、動物をあなたの側に置いて、好きなときにあなたを食べるのは本当に気持ちがいいです。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

The chicken eats my face only because I told them, it's really pleasant to put the animals on your side and eat you whenever you want.

INTO JAPANESE

ニワトリが私の顔を食べるのは、私が彼らに言ったからです。動物をあなたの側に置いて、いつでも好きなときに食べるのは本当に楽しいです。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

The chicken eats my face because I told them. It's really fun to put the animals on your side and eat them whenever you want.

INTO JAPANESE

私が彼らに言ったので、鶏は私の顔を食べます。動物をあなたの側に置いて、いつでも好きなときに食べるのは本当に楽しいです。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

The chicken eats my face because I told them. It's really fun to put the animals on your side and eat them whenever you want.