YOU SAID:
Chicken tastes good when my son poops on my car, but my wife cut the pizza unevenly.
INTO JAPANESE
私の息子が私の車にエクストリーム スポーツが、私の妻がピザを均等に切るとき、鶏がおいしい。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
When my son in my car extreme sports, but my wife equally cutting pizza, tasty chicken.
INTO JAPANESE
とき極端な私の車で私の息子スポーツ、私の妻が同じようにピザを切る、おいしいチキン。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
When cut the pizza in my extreme car sport for my son, and my wife is just like the tasty chicken.
INTO JAPANESE
私の息子の私の極端な車のスポーツでピザ カットし、私の妻は美味しい鶏のような。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
And cut the pizza in the sport of extreme car for my son I and my wife are like a delicious chicken.
INTO JAPANESE
私と私の妻は美味しい鶏のような私の息子の極端な車のスポーツでピザをカットします。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Me and my wife cut the pizza in the sport of extreme car delicious chicken like my son's.
INTO JAPANESE
私と私の妻は、私の息子のような極端な車おいしい鶏のスポーツでピザをカットします。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Me and my wife cut the pizza in the sport of extreme car such as my son's delicious chicken.
INTO JAPANESE
私と私の妻は、私の息子のおいしい鶏など極端な車のスポーツでピザをカットします。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Me and my wife is in the sport of extreme cars including delicious chicken my son cut the pizza.
INTO JAPANESE
私と私の妻は美味しい鶏など極端な車のスポーツで私の息子をカット ピザ。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
My and my wife's Pizza cut my son in the sport of extreme cars, such as the tasty chicken.
INTO JAPANESE
私と私の妻のピザはおいしい鶏などの極端な車のスポーツで私の息子をカットしました。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
My and my wife's Pizza cut my son in the sport of extreme cars, such as the delicious chicken.
INTO JAPANESE
私と私の妻のピザはおいしい鶏などの極端な車のスポーツで私の息子をカットしました。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
My and my wife's Pizza cut my son in the sport of extreme cars, such as the delicious chicken.
You should move to Japan!