YOU SAID:
Chese mak a pice of sum fosing tat can ate I when i eat pied.
INTO JAPANESE
パイドを食べるとき、合計 fosing tat の pice できますチーズ mak 食べた私です。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I ate cheese mak can pice of total fosing tat when eating pied is a.
You should move to Japan!