YOU SAID:
cheese makes me gassy. How about those gas prices? Irish cheese goes in my car for when the spectacle comes to town.
INTO JAPANESE
チーズは私をガスっぽくします。これらのガス価格はどうですか?アイリッシュチーズは、光景が町に来るときのために私の車に入ります。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Cheese makes me gassy. What about these gas prices? Irish cheese goes into my car for when the sights come to town.
INTO JAPANESE
チーズは私をガスっぽくします。これらのガス価格はどうですか?アイルランドのチーズは、観光スポットが町に来るときのために私の車に入ります。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Cheese makes me gassy. What about these gas prices? Irish cheese goes into my car for when the sights come to town.
That didn't even make that much sense in English.