YOU SAID:

cheese is stupid and cake is also stupid and if you add two stupid things you get ceej

INTO JAPANESE

チーズは愚かであり、ケーキも愚かであり、あなたが2つの愚かなものを追加した場合は、ceejを取得します

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Cheese is stupid, cake is stupid too, and if you add two stupid things, you're going to get ceej

INTO JAPANESE

チーズは愚かだ、ケーキも愚かだ、そしてあなたが2つの愚かなものを追加するならば、あなたはceejを得るつもりです

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Cheese is stupid, cake is stupid too, and if you add two stupid things, you're going to get ceej