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Cheese is kind of tasty on the crackers that come in square boxes on Tuesdays, but they are gross on Fridays, and the rest of the days are in the middle. Also vote if red is sus.
INTO JAPANESE
火曜日は四角い箱に入ったクラッカーにチーズが乗っててなんだかおいしいけど、金曜日はまずいし、それ以外の日は中途半端。赤がサスかどうかも投票してください。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
On Tuesdays, it's a square box of crackers with cheese on it and it's delicious, but on Fridays it's bad, and on other days it's half-baked. Please also vote on whether red is sasu or not.
INTO JAPANESE
火曜日はクラッカーの四角い箱にチーズが乗っていて美味しいのですが、金曜日はまずいし、他の日は中途半端です。赤がサスかどうかも投票お願いします。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Tuesday's square box of crackers with cheese on top is delicious, Friday's is bad, and other days are just mediocre. Please also vote on whether red is Sasu or not.
INTO JAPANESE
火曜日の四角い箱にチーズが乗ったクラッカーはおいしいが、金曜日はまずく、その他の日は平凡だ。赤がサスかどうかも投票お願いします。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Tuesday's square box of crackers with cheese on top is delicious, Friday's is terrible, and the rest of the days it's mediocre. Please also vote on whether red is Sasu or not.
INTO JAPANESE
火曜日の四角い箱にチーズが乗ったクラッカーはおいしいが、金曜日はひどい、それ以外の日は平凡だ。赤がサスかどうかも投票お願いします。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Tuesday's square box of crackers with cheese on top is delicious, Friday's is terrible, and other days are mediocre. Please also vote on whether red is Sasu or not.
INTO JAPANESE
火曜日の四角い箱にチーズが乗ったクラッカーはおいしいが、金曜日はひどい、その他の日は平凡だ。赤がサスかどうかも投票お願いします。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Tuesday's square box of crackers with cheese on top is delicious, Friday's is terrible, and other days are mediocre. Please also vote on whether red is Sasu or not.
That didn't even make that much sense in English.