YOU SAID:

cheese eats me if i am a kake

INTO JAPANESE

チーズは私がカケなら私を食べる

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Cheese eats me if I'm a moss

INTO JAPANESE

私が苔ならチーズは私を食べる

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If I'm moss, cheese eats me.

INTO JAPANESE

私が苔なら、チーズは私を食べます。

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If I'm moss, cheese eats me.