YOU SAID:
Cheerio matey want some tea bruv
INTO JAPANESE
チェリオ・マテイはお茶を飲みたい
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Cheerio Matei wants to drink tea
INTO JAPANESE
お茶を飲みたいチェリオ・マテイ
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Cheerio Matei wants to drink tea
That didn't even make that much sense in English.