YOU SAID:
Champagne for my real friends. Real pain for my sham friends.
INTO JAPANESE
私の本当の友人のシャンパン。偽友達の本当の痛みです。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Champagne for my real friends. It is a real pain for fake friends.
INTO JAPANESE
私の本当の友人のシャンパン。それは偽の友人のための本当の痛みです。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Champagne for my real friends. It is a real pain for fake friends.
You've done this before, haven't you.