YOU SAID:
champagne for my real friends and real pain for my sham friends
INTO JAPANESE
私の本当の友達のためのシャンパンと私の偽の友達のための本当の痛み
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Real pain for champagne and my fake friends for my real friends
INTO JAPANESE
私の本当の友達のためのシャンパンと私の偽の友達のための本当の痛み
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Real pain for champagne and my fake friends for my real friends
That didn't even make that much sense in English.