YOU SAID:
Cats smell and take poops on my front porch and my cousin peyton that slays
INTO JAPANESE
猫の匂いを嗅ぐし、私の正面玄関と私のいとこペイトンを slays フィードバック機構の一端を取る
BACK INTO ENGLISH
And smell the cat, taking my front door and my cousin Peyton slays poops
INTO JAPANESE
私のフロントドアを取って、猫のにおいし、私のいとこのペイトン slays poops
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Taking my front door, cats on delicious, my cousin Peyton slays poops
INTO JAPANESE
おいしい私の正面玄関、猫を取って、私のいとこのペイトン slays poops
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Yummy my front door, cat taking my cousin Peyton slays poops
INTO JAPANESE
おいしい私の正面玄関、ペイトンのいとこ猫殺害 poops
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Yummy my front porch, Peyton's cousin cats killing poops
INTO JAPANESE
おいしい私の正面玄関、ペイトンのいとこ猫殺害 poops
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Yummy my front porch, Peyton's cousin cats killing poops
You should move to Japan!