YOU SAID:
Cats lick dogs while riding a monkey chasing a horse down the freeway in 1329 dressed in cheap skin suits, while my mother yelled "Hold my earrings!"
INTO JAPANESE
猫が犬をなめるのは、1329年に高速道路を馬を追いかけて猿に乗っているときで、安いスキンスーツを着ていました。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Cats licked dogs in 1329 when they were chasing horses on the highway and riding monkeys, wearing cheap skin suits.
INTO JAPANESE
1329年、猫は高速道路で馬を追いかけ、サルに乗って、安価なスキンスーツを着て犬をなめました。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
In 1329, cats chased horses on the highway, rode monkeys, and licked dogs in cheap skin suits.
INTO JAPANESE
1329年、猫は高速道路で馬を追いかけ、サルに乗って、安い肌着で犬をなめました。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
In 1329, cats chased horses on the highway, rode monkeys, and licked dogs in cheap underwear.
INTO JAPANESE
1329年、猫は高速道路で馬を追いかけ、サルに乗って、安い下着で犬をなめました。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
In 1329, cats chased horses on the highway, rode monkeys, and licked dogs in cheap underwear.
That didn't even make that much sense in English.