YOU SAID:
Cats face court after banging your mom, cancelling your credit card and dancing sideways on a mini jet.
INTO JAPANESE
お母さんを殴ってクレジットカードをキャンセルし、ミニジェットで横向きに踊った後、猫は法廷に立ちます。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
The cat stands in court after beating her mother, canceling her credit card and dancing sideways with a mini-jet.
INTO JAPANESE
猫は母親を殴り、クレジットカードを解約し、ミニジェットで横向きに踊った後、法廷に立ちます。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
The cat beats her mother, cancels her credit card, dances sideways with a mini-jet, and then stands in court.
INTO JAPANESE
猫は母親を殴り、クレジットカードを取り消し、ミニジェットで横向きに踊り、法廷に立ちます。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
The cat beats her mother, revokes her credit card, dances sideways with a mini-jet, and stands in court.
INTO JAPANESE
猫は母親を殴り、クレジットカードを取り消し、ミニジェットで横向きに踊り、法廷に立ちます。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
The cat beats her mother, revokes her credit card, dances sideways with a mini-jet, and stands in court.
That didn't even make that much sense in English.