YOU SAID:
Cats be rats that that's and hats
INTO JAPANESE
猫がラットのそれだと帽子
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Rats that's the cat with Hat
INTO JAPANESE
ラットである帽子の猫
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Cat in the hat in the rat
INTO JAPANESE
ラットの帽子の中の猫
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Cat in the hat in the rat
That didn't even make that much sense in English.