YOU SAID:
Cats are weird I am weird therefore I am a cat
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猫は奇妙な私は変なので吾輩は猫
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Spence's cat because cat I weird weird
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スペンスの猫から猫私の奇妙な奇妙な
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From Spence's cat in cat I weird weird
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スペンスから猫猫で私奇妙な奇妙な
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From Spence in the cat I weird weird
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猫の吾輩から私奇妙な奇妙な
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From the tabby cat I weird weird
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タビーの猫私の奇妙な奇妙な
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The tabby cat I weird weird
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Tabby 猫私の奇妙な奇妙な
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The tabby cat I weird weird
Come on, you can do better than that.