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cats are stoners and dog are dogsome
INTO JAPANESE
猫はストーナーで犬は犬っぽい
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Cats are stoners and dogs are dog-like
INTO JAPANESE
猫はストーナーで、犬は犬のようです
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Cats are stoners and dogs are like dogs
INTO JAPANESE
猫はストーナーであり、犬は犬のようなものです
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Cats are stoners and dogs are like dogs
You should move to Japan!