YOU SAID:
Cats are objectively better than their barking counterparts
INTO JAPANESE
猫は客観的に吠える相手よりも優れています
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Cats are better than those who objectively bark
INTO JAPANESE
猫は客観的に吠える人よりも優れています
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Cats are better than those who objectively bark
That didn't even make that much sense in English.