YOU SAID:
Cats are green and stupid, only when you sneeze in my pasta hair.
INTO JAPANESE
猫は、あなたが私のパスタの髪にくしゃみをしたときだけ、緑と愚かです。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
The cat is green and stupid only when you sneeze at my pasta hair.
INTO JAPANESE
猫は私のパスタの髪をくしゃみをしたときだけ緑と愚かです。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
The cat is green and stupid only when I sneeze on my pasta hair.
INTO JAPANESE
猫は私がパスタの髪をくしゃみをするときだけ緑と愚かです。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Cats are only green and stupid when I sneeze on pasta hair.
INTO JAPANESE
猫は私がパスタの髪をくしゃみをするとき、唯一の緑と愚かです。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Cats are only green and stupid when I sneeze pasta hair.
INTO JAPANESE
パスタの髪をくしゃみすると猫は緑と愚かだけです。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
When you sneeze on pasta hair, cats are only green and stupid.
INTO JAPANESE
パスタの髪をくしゃみすると、猫は緑と愚かだけです。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
When you sneeze on pasta hair, the cat is only green and stupid.
INTO JAPANESE
パスタの髪をくしゃみすると、猫は緑と愚かだけです。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
When you sneeze on pasta hair, the cat is only green and stupid.
That didn't even make that much sense in English.