YOU SAID:

Cats are better people say! No, dogs are! They're delightful! NO THEY'RE NOT! YES THEY ARE, MAN! Oh, and who says that, huh? That awful man in the fake hair.

INTO JAPANESE

猫は人が言うより良いです！いいえ、犬はです！彼らは楽しいです！いいえ、そうではないです！はい、彼らは男です！ああ、誰がそう言ったのでしょう？偽の髪のそのひどい男。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Cats are better than people say! No, the dog is! They are fun! No, it's not! Yes, they are guys! Ah, who said that? That terrible man with fake hair.

INTO JAPANESE

猫は人が言うよりはましだ！いいえ、犬はです！彼らは楽しいです！いいえ、ちがいます！はい、彼らは男です！ああ、誰が言ったの？偽の髪のひどい男。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Cats are better than people say! No, the dog is! They are fun! No, not! Yes, they are guys! Oh, who said it? Terrible man with fake hair.

INTO JAPANESE

猫は人が言うよりはましだ！いいえ、犬はです！彼らは楽しいです！いいえ、違います！はい、彼らは男です！ああ、誰が言ったの？偽の髪のひどい男。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Cats are better than people say! No, the dog is! They are fun! No, not! Yes, they are guys! Oh, who said it? Terrible man with fake hair.