YOU SAID:
cat shall slowly kuso in thy street
INTO JAPANESE
猫はあなたの通りでゆっくりとクソしなければならない
BACK INTO ENGLISH
The cat has to slowly in your street
INTO JAPANESE
猫はあなたの通りでゆっくりとする必要があります
BACK INTO ENGLISH
The cat should be slow in your street
INTO JAPANESE
猫はあなたの通りで遅いはずです
BACK INTO ENGLISH
The cat should be slow on your street.
INTO JAPANESE
その猫はあなたの通りで遅いはずです。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
The cat should be slow on your street.
That didn't even make that much sense in English.