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Cat says miow dog says woof birds go squark and I hate feet
INTO JAPANESE
猫はミョウ犬は鳥がスカークになって足が嫌いだと言う
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Cats say geese, dogs say birds don't like legs because they're skirks.
INTO JAPANESE
猫はガチョウ、犬は鳥はスカートだから脚が嫌いだと言う。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Cats say they hate goose, and dogs say they hate legs because birds are skirts.
INTO JAPANESE
猫は雁を嫌うといい、犬は鳥がスカートだから脚が嫌いだという。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Cats hate geese, and dogs hate legs because of their birds' skirts.
INTO JAPANESE
猫はガチョウを嫌い、犬は鳥のスカートのせいで脚を嫌う。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Cats don't like geese, and dogs don't like legs because of bird skirts.
INTO JAPANESE
猫はガチョウが嫌いで、犬は鳥のスカートのせいで脚が好きではない。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Cats don't like geese, and dogs don't like legs because of bird skirts.
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