YOU SAID:
cat no come here today
INTO JAPANESE
来る猫は今日ここで
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Cats come today here
INTO JAPANESE
今日ここに来る猫
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Cats come in here today
INTO JAPANESE
こっちだ!
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Hey, come on!
INTO JAPANESE
おい 止めろ
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Hey, come on!
That didn't even make that much sense in English.