Translated Labs
YOU SAID:
cat eat cupcake while you smart
INTO JAPANESE
あなたがスマートしながら猫がカップケーキを食べる
BACK INTO ENGLISH
A cat eats a cupcake while you are smart
あなたが頭がいいうちに猫がカップケーキを食べる
it is unlikely that this phrase will ever reach equilibrium