YOU SAID:
Carry me to my bed, paint my toenails blue
INTO JAPANESE
私のベッドに私を運ぶ、足の爪を青く塗る
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Paint blue toenails I carry in my bed,
INTO JAPANESE
私は私のベッドを運ぶ青い爪をペイントします。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I paint my bed to carry blue nails.
INTO JAPANESE
私は、青い爪を運ぶ私のベッドをペイントします。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I paint my blue nail beds.
INTO JAPANESE
私は、私の青い爪床をペイントします。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I paint my blue nail beds.
That didn't even make that much sense in English.