YOU SAID:
Carrot top has gross orange hair not unlike our President.
INTO JAPANESE
キャロットトップには大統領と違ったオレンジ色の髪の毛があります。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
On the Carrot Top there is an orange hair different from the President.
INTO JAPANESE
テーブルの上にオレンジがある。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
There is an orange on the table.
INTO JAPANESE
テーブルの上にオレンジがある。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
There is an orange on the table.
That didn't even make that much sense in English.