YOU SAID:
Caramba! I hate it when there's a lot of hair on the floor. Here, I'll go clean it up.
INTO JAPANESE
Caramba!私は床に髪の毛がたくさんあるときは嫌です。ここで、私はそれをきれいに行くよ。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Caramba! I do not like it when there are a lot of hair on the floor. Here, I will go clean it.
INTO JAPANESE
Caramba!私は床に髪の毛がたくさんあるときは気に入らない。ここで、私はそれをきれいに行くでしょう。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Caramba! I do not like when there are a lot of hair on the floor. Here, I will go clean it.
INTO JAPANESE
Caramba!私は床に髪の毛がたくさんあるとき好きではありません。ここで、私はそれをきれいに行くでしょう。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Caramba! I do not like it when there are a lot of hair on the floor. Here, I will go clean it.
INTO JAPANESE
Caramba!私は床に髪の毛がたくさんあるときは気に入らない。ここで、私はそれをきれいに行くでしょう。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Caramba! I do not like when there are a lot of hair on the floor. Here, I will go clean it.
INTO JAPANESE
Caramba!私は床に髪の毛がたくさんあるとき好きではありません。ここで、私はそれをきれいに行くでしょう。
it is unlikely that this phrase will ever reach equilibrium