YOU SAID:
car crashes are a sad day, man
INTO JAPANESE
車のクラッシュは悲しい一日です、男
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Car crash is a sad day, man
INTO JAPANESE
車のクラッシュは悲しい日です。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
The car crash is a sad day.
INTO JAPANESE
車のクラッシュは悲しい日です。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
The car crash is a sad day.
That didn't even make that much sense in English.