YOU SAID:

Captain Squirting Turtle is unaware of what is happening.

INTO JAPANESE

キャプテン潮吹きカメは何が起こっているに注意してください。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Note that Captain squirt turtle is what is happening.

INTO JAPANESE

キャプテン吹き付けカメが何が起きていることに注意してください。

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Please note that what is happening Captain squirt turtle.

INTO JAPANESE

起きてキャプテン吹き付け亀とは何かに注意してください。

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Going to note what would Captain squirt the turtle.

INTO JAPANESE

キャプテンはカメを噴出だろう何に注意するつもり。

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Captain would squirt the turtle going to watch anything.

INTO JAPANESE

船長は、何かを見に行く亀を噴出でしょう。

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Captain would squirt turtle to go see something.

INTO JAPANESE

船長は、何かを見に行く亀を噴出でしょう。

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- Our captain was--

INTO JAPANESE

船長は...

BACK INTO ENGLISH

- Our captain was--